"choose your delusion"

[kelber at mindspring.com]

Thanks.  And ha ha.

-----Original Message-----
>From: Otto <ottosell at googlemail.com>
>Sent: Sep 15, 2006 1:25 PM
>To: kelber at mindspring.com
>Cc: pynchon-l at waste.org
>Subject: Re: "choose your delusion"
>
>When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the pearly gates
>by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and
>yelled: "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
>
>Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and
>shouted: "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
>
>James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said:
>"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the
>common defense!"
>
>Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane
>and snarled: "It was evil men like you who inspired me to
>write the Declaration of Independence."
>
>The beatings and thrashing continued as George Mason,
>James Monroe and 64 other early Americans unleashed
>their anger on the terrorist leader.
>
>As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an angel appeared.
>Bin Laden wept and said: "This is not what you promised me."
>
>The angel replied: "I told you there would be 70 Virginians waiting for
>you in Heaven. What did you think I said?
>
>2006/9/15, kelber at mindspring.com <kelber at mindspring.com>:
>> No.  Uh, lay it on us.
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> >From: Otto <ottosell at googlemail.com>
>> >Sent: Sep 15, 2006 12:32 PM
>> >To: Pynchon-L <pynchon-l at waste.org>
>> >Subject: Re: "choose your delusion"
>> >
>> >You all know the "70 Virginians"-joke, don't you?
>> >
>> >2006/9/15, pynchonoid <pynchonoid at yahoo.com>:
>> >> http://www.gocomics.com/rallcom/
>> >>
>> >> cartoon of 9-11-06
>> >>
>>
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