Top 10 Reasons Why AtD Rocks

[Keith]

10.  Evocative title.

9.  Multiple absurd plotlines.

8.  Lame coincidences.

7.  Yet more talking dogs, but who don't say "mu"

6.  Absolutely no depth to characters.

5.  Awful sex scenes.

4.  Because Henry Dinkler says it sucks.

3.  Because it annoys pretentious readers.

2.  Maple Surple prose.

1.  Harmonica Mayhem

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