ATDDTA(10): Ablutophobia Etiology

[Ya Sam]

'Tinky got his name...nickname, actually...when he was just a little fellow. 
Already rotund at the tender age of three, he had begun his speech with the 
lazy impediment learned from his mother that is still with him today and, in 
large part, responsible for his continued diminished speaking. Before his 
mom ran away with Amway saleslady that lived downstairs in their same 
building there in Condor, she used that baby-talk on him.
"Phew, you 'tink" she would say to him. And he did.
"'Tinky, 'tinky, 'tinky!"
And so he was. And so he was. His sufferance of ablutophobia (fear of 
washing) worked to continue the theme.'

Mike Marsh, 'Hoglick, Ar'

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