Paranoia Magazine

[David Morris]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/18/AR2008021802230.html

Paranoid? Don't Worry; It's All Under Control
By Peter Carlson
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, February 19, 2008; Page C01

Have you seen the latest issue of Paranoia magazine?

No? Well, that's not surprising, is it? There's a very good reason why
you haven't seen it: They don't want you to see it. They know that
Paranoia exposes them and their secret conspiracies to control every
aspect of human life.

Who are they? Good question. That's exactly what they don't want you
to know. And it's exactly what Paranoia reveals in every issue. They
are the secret government. They are the Freemasons, the CIA, the
Council on Foreign Relations, the Bilderberg Group, the New World
Order, the Secret Council of Ten. They are the people who killed JFK,
who covered up the truth about UFOs, who plotted the attacks of 9/11.
They control the world and everything in it, including your mind
unless you've got a tinfoil hat like the one I'm wearing right now to
prevent them from bombarding my brain with secret mind-control rays.

Wait a minute . . . where was I? Oh, right, Paranoia magazine. It's an
incredible magazine, founded in 1992, circulation 15,000, published
three times a year and packed with the kind of information that the
mainstream media won't tell you because they are part of them.

The latest issue reveals a secret Pentagon plot to control the weather
with radio signals. It also reveals the secret connection between the
JFK assassination and "the contamination of the polio vaccine with
cancer-causing monkey viruses."

This issue of Paranoia also reveals that David Icke, the British
conspiracy theorist who disclosed in a previous issue of Paranoia that
the queen of England is really a shape-shifting Satanic reptile, is
himself funded by money that comes from the Rockefellers, who Icke had
previously identified as "reptilian full-bloods." It kinda makes you
wonder about Icke, doesn't it?

And that's not all. The new issue of Paranoia also has a story about
Lt. Col. Tom Bearden a "microphysics wizard" who has revealed that "1)
Nothing contains everything" and "2) we can get something for
nothing." Bearden is a genius who knows how to get unlimited free
energy but his knowledge is suppressed by what he calls "an agency
with a three letter acronym."