(NP) Bush & Moonies / Jimmy Stewart connection...

[Ian (Hank Kimble) Scuffling]

A little more on the presidents, Reverend, and Paraguay:
http://tinyurl.com/5bprgs

On 5/1/08, Michael Bailey <michael.lee.bailey at gmail.com> wrote:
> Jimmy Stewart connection 1st:
> I dunno if anybody else has noticed, but it's as if we are in the
> alternate world where George Bailey didn't exist.
> Neil Bush & the Silverado gang killed all the building and loans,
> the piggish banker took over, inflated the cost of houses
> and is foreclosing on everybody..
>
> anyway... Bush & Moonies
>
> The Bushes and the Moons
> By Ken Layne
> Mar 2nd 2008 8:30PM
>
> Filed Under:ePresident Bush, Scandal, Humor, Ken Layne's Outrage
>
> George W. Bush's seven years in the White House have fueled all kinds
> of terrible, paranoid conspiracies -- and the greatest, weirdest Bush
> Conspiracy is the "Exile To Paraguay" tale.
>
> The story goes like this: George W. Bush and/or George H.W. Bush
> bought hundreds of thousands of acres in Paraguay, adjoining a similar
> spread owned by the Unification Church's Rev. Sun Myung Moon. Both
> massive parcels are hidden within a remote South American wilderness
> atop the world's biggest freshwater aquifer adjoining a secret U.S.
> military airbase. Oh, and there's a special non-extradition law to
> protect the Bush/Moon families as they enjoy their old age and run
> drug/weapons smuggling rings, safe from American justice. And they'll
> own all the drinking water in the world, or something.
>
> So when George W.'s scandal-plagued little brother Neil Bush rushes
> down to Paraguay to meet with Rev. Moon's secret cabal, as happened
> Thursday, even the professional skeptic can be forgiven for wondering
> just what is up with these people.
>
> Plenty of Bush Family conspiracy theories are entirely real, such as
> Poppy Bush's repeated calls for the "New World Order." Bush 41 just
> meant a post-Cold War cooperation of nations, but millions of paranoid
> Americans interpreted this as proof of the Evil Globalist Regime that
> will force your dogs to get microchips and sell America to the
> European bankers. (These conspiracists are completely off base: The
> government wants your horses microchipped, and America was sold to
> Chinese bankers.)
>
> Most of the more ordinary Bush 43 conspiracies have already been
> proven depressingly real, too, like the faked WMD "intelligence"
> before the invasion of Iraq, the White House plot to fire Justice
> Department attorneys for political reasons, and Dick Cheney's cozy
> secret dealings with the Oil Companies.
>
> A truly fun conspiracy theory needs bizarre characters and
> indecipherable motives. That's what's so great about the "Exile To
> Paraguay" story, which has been floating around the Internet ever
> since a Cuban news service posted South American gossip about the Bush
> Family's massive Paraguayan land grab.
>
> It starts with former President George H.W. Bush's very cozy
> relationship with the cult leader Sun Myung Moon, who owns two
> influential conservative news organizations in Washington -- the
> Washington Times and United Press International. Some of the Rev.
> Moon's many mysterious businesses and foundations are based in South
> America, including Paraguay. And G.H.W. Bush has been happy to shill
> for Moon on a South American jaunt in 1996. The elder George Bush and
> wife Barbara Bush even sang Happy Birthday to the Mrs. Rev. Moon and
> helped blow out the candles. (Moon's bizarre Washington and
> international dealings are detailed in Bad Moon Rising, a new book by
> investigative journalist John Gorenfeld.)
>
> Fired Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld may have ignited the strange
> legend when South American media learned of his August 2005 visit to a
> massive jungle air base in northern Paraguay. The conspiracy got even
> more traction when First Twin Jenna Bush suddenly turned up in
> Paraguay -- a year later, in October 2006 -- to hold secret meetings
> with the U.S. ambassador and the Paraguayan president. The U.S.
> Department of State actually refuted the Bush-Paraguay conspiracy,
> which just made it all the more real. Of course they would deny it.
>
> And now we find out that the Bush Family's corrupt little brother was
> just in Paraguay, with the Rev. Moon's Universal Peace Federation.
> Neil Bush is the Bush that's usually kept in the shadows. Ever since
> he helped cause the massive Savings & Loan collapse -- the same S&L
> corruption scandal that nearly ended John McCain's political career
> two decades ago -- Neil Bush has kept busy with myriad crooked schemes
> to make money off the family name.
>
> What was he doing with the Moonies in Paraguay? Conspiracists will be
> thrilled to learn that he spoke at some seminar titled "Toward a New
> Paradigm of Leadership and Government in Times of World Crisis."