np congratulations

[David Morris]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nation_finally_shitty_enough_to?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

Carrying a majority of the popular vote, Obama did especially well
among women and young voters, who polls showed were particularly
sensitive to the current climate of everything being fucked.  Another
factor contributing to Obama's victory, political experts said, may
have been the growing number of Americans who, faced with the complete
collapse of their country, were at last able to abandon their
preconceptions and cast their vote for a progressive African-American.

Citizens with eyes, ears, and the ability to wake up and realize what
truly matters in the end are also believed to have played a crucial
role in Tuesday's election.