5 Daunting Doorstoppers You've Just Gotta Have!

[Dave Monroe]

On Thu, Nov 13, 2008 at 7:29 AM, Henry <scuffling at gmail.com> wrote:

> http://voices.washingtonpost.com/shortstack/2008/11/five_daunting_doorstoppe
> rs_you.html
>
> "Here are five books I suspect have more owners than readers. That's not a
> crime! Not even a bad thing! Let's call it the fat-book-you've-gotta-have
> phenomenon."

The Romance of Lust, v1

Author: Anonymous, sometimes attributed to Edward Sellon.

About: The early experiences of Charlie Roberts. This wide-ranging
book, (first of four volumes), covered its subjects stay and trists
with a governess, family members, and others. Underground classic of
the age was republished in Paris, 1958 by Olympia competitor
Mediterranean books.

http://www.olympiapress.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=143

Volume 2 of this much-requested work. Charlie and the gang have a new
Governess. The old one got pregnant. Somehow.

http://www.olympiapress.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=35_70&products_id=172

Volume 3. Charlie is now inhabiting a boarding school, run by his aunt
and a doctor, with an unusual cast

http://www.olympiapress.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=35_70&products_id=173

Volume 4. Contains the narrator's marriage, and travels in company to
the Continent, where a most intriguing Count joins the fun. Also an
addenda, concerning, tragically, divorce. All good things must come to
an end.

http://www.olympiapress.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=35_70&products_id=174

http://www.olympiapress.com/catalog/index.php?cPath=35_70&osCsid=2598d72ae8a47f1cd96802043948939b

There are some representative excerpts (NSFW, by the way) @ those
pages as well, but here's my favorite, uh, passage:

Sometimes I tried to introduce my prick into the rosy little orifice
of Mary's backside, but, although the finger-frigging gave her much
additional pleasure while her cunt was operated upon by my virile
member, she as yet could not support the insertion of my large prick.
I had not even attempted little Lizzie, but one day, when Miss Evelyn
and Mary were again under menstruation, and I had dear Lizzie all to
myself, she was seized with such an irresistible desire to ease
herself, that she had only time to get behind a bush and squat down. I
remained waiting for her, when she called to me, to ask if I had any
paper. I advanced to give her some. She was in a half-standing
position, with her clothes held up to her waist. While giving her the
paper, my eyes accidentally fell upon what she had voided. I was
struck with its extraordinary thickness. I made no observation at the
time, but it raised an idea that preoccupied me much. I had often
thought over the pleasure that fucking Mrs. Benson's bum-hole had
given me, hence I had tried to initiate both Miss Evelyn and Mary in
that delightful route of pleasure, but, as before stated, had been
unable to succeed with them from the great development of my weapon.
Thinking that if they could not bear the insertion, there could be no
possibility of success with my younger and less developed sister, I
had never attempted with Lizzie more than the insertion of one finger.
It is true, with her it seemed to produce more excitement than either
upon Miss Evelyn or Mary. The sight of the extraordinary dimensions of
the matter she had voided now suggested the idea that if her
apparently very small and rosy-lipped bottomhole could allow so large
a mass to come out, with gentle efforts my scarcely larger machine
might be inserted. I determined to try the initiation into that route
of delight the very next day....

http://www.folklore.ms/html/books_and_MSS/1870s/1873-1876_the_romance_of_lust/vol_1/index.htm

The Romance of Lust; or, Early Experiences

http://www.folklore.ms/html/books_and_MSS/1870s/1873-1876_the_romance_of_lust/index.htm

Mary and Lizzie, by the way, are our humble (and adolescent)
narrator's younger (not to mention just plain young) sisters, in
descending order by age ...