NP: FW: Important Health Information (joke)

[Glenn Scheper]

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on 
nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks 
than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart 
attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.  Speaking English is apparently what 
kills you.

Yours truly,
Glenn Scheper
http://home.earthlink.net/~glenn_scheper/
glenn_scheper + at + earthlink.net
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