VL-IV (15) Tubaldetox, pages 334/339
Robin Landseadel
robinlandseadel at comcast.net
Fri Apr 10 14:28:37 CDT 2009
. . .there was a full-size movie crew up here, based out of
Vineland but apt to show up just about anyplace, prominent
among whom, and already generating notable Thanatoid
distress, was this clearly insane Mexican DEA guy, not only
dropping but also picking up, dribbling, and scoring three-
pointers with the name of Frenesi Gates.
Hector's back and we move sideways and backwards into Hollywood's
maelstrom, always a sign of upcoming jollification in Pynchonland. One
element of this crazed tubal fantasy, along with several karmic
turnings for Hector, is a weird little flash into the future of
television, along with a Pynchon/Philip K. Dick meditation on prison
life:
. . .dishonest Tubaldetox attendants who would produce from
beneath their browns tiny illicit LCD units smuggled from the
outside . . .
Of course, little DVD handheld players are on your deep discount rack
over at Target.
This bit of passage work, where a DEA agent—after busting loose from
the, by now overthrown, Tubaldeto facility—works out a contract with
Hollywood insiders—Dragnet anybody?—points out the law enforcement
ties to the propaganda machine. It also allows for some of Pynchon's
loosest riffs:
Despite his personal savagery, which no one at the 'Tox chose
to acknowledge, let alone touch, Hector in these show-biz
matters registered as fatally innocent, just a guy from the wrong
side of the box office, offering Ernie and Sid and their friends a
million cues he wasn't even aware of, terms used wrong,
references uncaught, details of haircut or necktie that
condemned him irrevocably to viewer, that is, brain-defective,
status.
What Sid Liftoff & the Triggerman don't realize, is that they are in
the middle of a sting operation:
The deal was that Sid Liftoff in his vintage T-Bird had been
stopped one recent night on Sunset out west of Doheny, where
the cops lurk up the canyon roads waiting to swoop down on
targets selected from all the promising machinery exceeding
the posted limits below, only to be found, aha! with a lizard-skin
etui stuffed with nasal goods under the seat on the passenger
side, which to this day he swore had been planted there,
probably by an agent of one of his ex-wives.
He works off his sentence by the "community service" of enabling
Hector's wacky TV bi-op of Frenesi, just as smitten by our little
Carmen as Brock.
Somehow fortune's wheels turn—if only a moment—towards Hector's fantasy:
For according to a rumor sweeping the film community, a
federal grand jury was convening to inquire into drug abuse in
the picture Business. A sudden monster surge of toilet flushing
threatened water pressure in the city mains, and a great bloom
of cold air spread over Hollywood as others ran to open their
refrigerator doors more or less all at once, producing this
gigantic fog bank in which traffic feared even to creep and
pedestrians went walking into the sides of various buildings.
Hector assumed parallels were being drawn to back in '51,
when HUAC came to town, and the years of blacklist and the
long games of spiritual Monopoly that had followed. Did he give
a shit? Communists then, dopers now, tomorrow, who knew,
maybe the faggots, so what, it was all the same beef, wasn't it?
Anybody looking like a normal American but living a secret life
was always good for a pop if times got slow—easy and cost-
effective, that was simple Law Enforcement 101.
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