Happy Xmas, Sergeant

[rich]

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty!
Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer
Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for
Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play
ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven
packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you
can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do
you ladies understand?