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[Michael Bailey]

well don't all chime in with your adventures in pussy-eating,
I barely dented the ice let alone break it.
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Still, I'm sinverguenza enough to add a few more words:
there's a gender-neutral phrase, "to give head", which of course
leads to assumptions about dominance and submission...

A buddy of mine was talking about the phrase, "I'll rip
your head off and fuck your eyehole" and I was telling him,
I'm not sure I could get a hardon for some guy's eyehole.
He said, "Well, you could just pretend it was a girl's eyehole..."

So, anyway, that was just comic relief - not funny?  Oh, um, trick question...

...the whole thing about having somebody "down there" doing you,
the whole power trip thing of it to me is a distraction from the
sensations to be had, the fine smells and textures, the surroundment...

Jade's head can be up there talking to Doc and Denis's head can
be down there doing his thing and it's just, oh so nice...Denis is
not demeaned but exalted by it (didn't somebody mention
St Denis, with the detached head
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Saintdenis.gif
which would be convenient for this practice, wouldn't it?  (trick question!))

anyway, Doc and Jade and Denis are rolling in
Doc's car and the 1949 Mercury woodie with "front end and
split windshield that looked like the snout and pitiless eyes
of a predator", Doc using skills from the Tex Wiener Ecole de
Pilotage (hey, another friend from _Vineland_!)

http://auto.howstuffworks.com/1949-1951-Ford-Mercury-Woody.htm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZF98gNGvtA
Here Come the Hodads by the Marketts - note that the
blurb on this says they lived in Topanga!


"...no longer saw the headlights of the sinister
woodie behind him.  Like a once-troublesome pair
of zits on the face of the night, they had faded away."

So, are they just freaking or is there something sinister
lurking in the house of the Boards?



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