44 signifyin on your moms

[alice wellintown]

YO! Sup?

Nothin up but yo moms to my crib last night.

Jo Mom siz Ass soooo big when she back up her beeper go off

Yeah, but Your  mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

That's cold cause you know my moms ain even like that yo but Yo mama
so fat she got iron her pants on the driveway.

Least she got some pants, Yo moma wuz seen las night naked as a jail
bird and when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th all
but-naked and shit.

Yo but mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to
make-up her mind.

Yeah but she got a mind to be mindin. Yo mama so stupid she took a cup
to see Juice.

Yo but least she takes a bath for she go out. Yo mama so dirty she has
to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Least she got a man other than the milkman. And  Yo mama so cheap your
family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo Moma berry pretty wit a meatball on her titty and some ham and eggs
between her legs yo moma berry pretty


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