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[alice wellintown]

FFO

Oh, Five, Fabulous Orgasms,
Sweet little ladies had Five in the lavatory;
One, lasted from Sunday till Saturday,
Nobody knew we was there.
The first little lady was young Miss Bonebender,
She came in to fix up a broken suspender,
That somehow got caught around masculine gender,
But nobody knew we was there.
Oh, Five, Fabulous Orgasms,
Sweet little ladies had Five in the lavatory;
One, lasted from Sunday till Saturday,
Nobody knew we was there.
The next to come in was Penelope Phin,
Sure she only came in for a personal whim.
But she got her ass caught between the bowl and the brim,
And nobody knew we was there.
Oh, Five, Fabulous Orgasms,
Sweet little ladies had Five in the lavatory;
One, lasted from Sunday till Saturday,
Nobody knew we was there.
The next little lady was sweet Sally Purebread,
She looked 'round the room, there was no toilet paper;
All she could find was a brick layer's scraper,
Covered all over with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and....
Oh, Five, Fabulous Orgasms,
Sweet little ladies had Five in the lavatory;
One, lasted from Sunday till Saturday,
Nobody knew we was there.
The next sweet lady was Betty Bin Zooster
She sat on the handle and she thought someone goosed her.
She said, Oh, my God! This don't feel like it used to,
But nobody knew we was there.
Oh, Five, Fabulous Orgasms,
Sweet little ladies had Five in the lavatory;
One, lasted from Sunday till Saturday,
Nobody knew we was there.
The fifth sweet treaty was Harriet Humphrey,
She sat on the toilet and made her self comfy;
When she tried to get up she couldn't get her bum free,
And nobody knew we was there.
Oh, Five, Fabulous Orgasms,
Sweet little ladies had Five in the lavatory;
One, lasted from Sunday till Saturday,
Nobody knew we were [sic] there.
We real cool.