IVIV: Handoff
Robin Landseadel
robinlandseadel at comcast.net
Sat Sep 12 13:47:03 CDT 2009
NICK
(thinking) The thick veil of pain lifted enough for me to eyeball the
situation. Rococo! That sleazy weasel! How did he get in here?
And what was he doing with that pickle in one hand, and my
contract in the other? I had no choice! Nancy and the old butler
were frozen with terror. I struggled quietly to my feet, and flung
myself headfirst at Rococo's stomach! (grunt/struggle)
NANCY
Thank you! You.. .you've saved our life.
NICK
This ain't no time for ticker-tape parades, baby. Get me out of
these ropes and into a good belt of scotch.
CATHERWOOD
Uh, let me, uh, hold that contract for you, Mr. Danger...
NICK
(paper yank) I'll keep that contract, Catherwood! But you can take
this pickle off of my hands.
NANCY
Oh no, I think you better hold onto that, Nick.
NICK
Good thinking, Sweetheart. Lieutenant Bradshaw will need all of
the evidence he can get.
CATHERWOOD
Uh, yes, heh heh, and you should stick around, too, Danger. You
can, uh, help him put all the pieces together, you know? Heh heh
heh heh...
NICK
Right!
NANCY
No! A left! (punch)
NICK
Uh! (organ fwah) (thinking) I felt like I was being kicked in the
head by the whole chorus line at Minski's! So Nancy was in on
this caper! I felt myself going under. The biggest long-shot Louie
at Hialeah wouldn't put a fin on my fate now. This time, something
told me I was....out for lunch! I even began to hear
things...(melodramatic panting/sobbing under the following lines)
NANCY
(echo) I'll never forgive you, Nick...
LT. BRADSHAW
(echo) Keep your nose out of police business, Danger!
CATHERWOOD
(echo) May I take your cat and coat, sir? (meow)
ROCKY
(echo) What about my pickle?!
ANNOUNCER
(echo) We'll be back to Nick Danger after this message...
NICK
(echo) Aughhhhhhhh!!! (organ fwah) (end sequence)
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