20 worst sentences

[Doug Millison]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/6194031/The-Lost-Symbol-and-The-Da-Vinci-Code-author-Dan-Browns-20-worst-sentences.html

Any takers on Pynchon's 20 worst? Too bad that Harvard Crimson  
reviewer isn't on the P-list.