Possibly related to Eel Trovatore—Steve Don't Eat It

[Robin Landseadel]

	I knew I was in trouble as soon as I opened the jar, and heard
	no reassuring vacuum seal. I must admit that made me nervous,
	but what are the odds of a dusty jar of warm pig skin going bad,
	right?

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

Some seriously gag-worthy stuff.

Whatever you do, don't try the Natto. I'm not foolin'.

	Not unlike Michael Jackson, these harmless soybeans had
	undergone some kind of hideous transformation. They were
	now a freakish version of their former selves. (Which,
	coincidentally, should also be kept away from your children.)