Re: IVIV: Chapter Five—Head 'em off at the Past ! ! !

[Dave Monroe]

On Wed, Sep 9, 2009 at 11:49 AM, Robin Landseadel
<robinlandseadel at comcast.net> wrote:

> A transition in radio occurred in "Pop" radio during the brief rise and steep fall of the hippies. KPPC turned into one of those "Underground" radio stations, featuring long sets, heavier sounds and stoned DJs....

76c: Eric Idle / Joe Cocker, Stuff

KLOG Radio

Disc Jockey.....Dan Aykroyd

[ open on Disc Jockey sitting in radio booth between two turntables,
one each on AM and FM side of booth ]

Announcer: Good morning. Now radio station KLOG commences its
programming day. KLOG is a division of BoardCo Communications. The
policy of KLOG and KLOG-FM is to give you, the listener, the best in
both AM and FM entertainment. We wish you a good morning and a nice
day.

Jingle: "Coming or going
or just in the race.
Stay with KLOG
'cause Casey's on the case."

Disc Jockey: [ on the AM station ] Hey, good morning! It's Kid Casey
Wake-Up Time! Driving to work or school, having breakfast, or just
doing some crazy morning things around the house, Casey's on the case!
I'm Kid Casey! I'll be here 'til noon with a few words, a little
music, and of course the Pasternak Air Hammer Giveaway Day contest
later on! Here's a tune to get you moving and grooving on this sunny
Friday morning. An old one from Tony Orlando & Dawn, "Candida"! Some
gold!

[ switches to the FM station ]

Ohhhkayyy.. yeah. That was the Moody Blues for our morning. Morning,
as always the first awakening, I'm Kenneth Wardell on KLOG-FM,
mellowing out your morning with some really good sound. We have music
- I'm a little high right now - and I'm looking forward to an
interview with Peter Kris, the drummer from Kiss. He's gonna tell us
how he chose the cat make-up. Here's something newwww from Aerosmith.

[ switches to the AM station ]

Yeah! "Candida"! Hey, Mom, here's the word about Wally Winky
Wonderloaf, the nutritious whitemilk bread. The people at Wally Winky
Bakeries put loving care and pride into every loaf they bake. Every
Wally Winky Wonderloaf is made from white refined milk flour and milk
flour substitute to give your growing family the important nutrition
they need! So get your youngsters Wally Winky Wonderloaf today! And
let's watch out now for that "Devil Woman"!

[ switches to the FM station ]

Yeaaahhhh.. Aerosmith on KLOG-FM. You know, many nutritionists and
doctors agree that bread made with white refined milk flour and milk
powder substitute is no good for us. Most agree that whole wheat is an
excellent source of protein. That's why the people at Earth Source
Graineries use only whole grain and unmmilk wheat in their headbread.
Headbread, for a pure source of nutrition and nourishment. Nowww.. Led
Zeppelin, "Stairway"..

[ switches to the AM station ]

Yeah, alright! Don't let that "Devil Woman" get you! You know, Ring
Audio has everything you need in stereo components, CB radios,
aerials, car radios, tape decks, turntables, amplifiers, speakers and
CDs! All name brands at great prices! That's Ring Audio, 880 Storm
Blvd, ask for Gary, tell 'em Crazy Kid Casey sent you! And, if you dig
disco, you're realy gonna dig the "Fifth"! It's moving up there on the
KLOG hit mix survey!

[ switches to the FM station ]

Yeahhhh.. do your big speakers keep getting you evicted? Then why not
visit Stairway to Headphones? Stairway To Headphones deals only in
quality headphones, and motorcycle and football helmets, all wired for
sound. Stairway to Headphones, 880 Storm Blvd, ask for Gary, tell him
Kenneth Wardell, KLOG-FM sent you. Here'sss Black Sabbath.

[ switches to the AM station ]

Okay! Alright! Hey, the KLOG traffic copter reports traffic's badly
tied up on Route 9, a lot of cars are backed up there! Take the
passoff instead. Hey, the student council at Rose Cage High School in
Summit asked me to say a few words about their Art Fair! The kids are
having an Art Fair there, it's in the gym! Thursday night from 8PM,
and the kids have really worked hard on the art, and they'd sure
appreciate a little support. The money's for Rose Cage High and
Summit, there's gonna be a lot of good art there! And here's something
to take us up to news time with Bernie Phillips - "The Antler Dance",
taking us to KLOG News with Bernie Phillips!

[ switches to the FM station ]

Yeahhhh.. Black Sabbath. I guess all you folks who got out to the Dead
concert last night at Wildcat Stadium kinda know where my head's at
today. But, hey, you know, I heard the City Council might cancel all
rock concerts because of damage done to the astroturf. If you have to
smoke cigarettes, put them in your beer can or carry an ashtray. If
you smoke anything else, smoke it, then eat it. It won't kill you, but
cigarettes will. It's a shame this kind of thing is still going on. I
guess some of us didn't learn anything from the 60's. Hey, we're
coming up to news time right now with Bernie Phillips, let's find out.
I'm gonna take a little break and find out what's happening in the
news with Bernie Phillips at the KLOG News Center.

Announcer: And now, KLOG News with Bernie Phillips.

Disc Jockey: [ grabs both AM and FM microphones ] I'm Bernie Phillips,
and this is the KLOG News. Precautionary measures continue to be taken
against the swine flu threat!

[ fade ]

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/76cklog.phtml

Note also The Rutles ...

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/76c.phtml
http://snlarc.jt.org/ep.php?i=197610020