Pynchon writes like.....

[Mark Kohut]

I typed in the first chapter of V. and it said Pynchon
wrote like Henry Adams. 

I typed in the first chapter of Crying of Lot 49
and it said Pynchon wrote like Nathanael West

I typed in the first chapter of Vineland and it said Pynchon
wrote like Ross Macdonald

I typed in the first chapter of Mason & Dixon and it
said Pynchon wrote like Henry Fielding and Barth's Sot-Wed Factor

I typed in the first chapter of Inherent Vice and it said Pynchon 
wrote like Raymond Chandler

I typed in the first chapter of Against the Day and it said
Pynchon wrote like Jules Verne

I typed in the first chapter of Gravity's Rainbow and it
said Pynchon wrote like Nobody.....and God....