Completely random post of the day

[Robin Landseadel]

	So, there has to be someone out there sitting up in bed at night  
sipping
	Constant Comment tea while propped against a husband pillow from Target
	watching Dancing with the Stars on a $45 flat-screen TV they literally
	trampled someone to death to buy at last Christmas’s Sam’s Club Black
	Friday Sale who thinks to themselves, “The world makes sense, and the
	things that people do in this world are appropriate and  
understandable. There
	is absolutely no mystery as to how we got where we are, or why we  
spend our
	time and money engaging in the things that we engage in. Everything is
	correct.” Right? There’s someone like that? There’s someone for whom  
this is
	just like, “Yup. What? Was Bristol Palin supposed to NOT dance on  
national
	TV in a gorilla suit? Now who is the one who is being weird about  
this?” There
	has to be someone like that for whom this makes sense and that’s why  
this
	exists because otherwise what the FUCK?! (Via Dlisted.)

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