Bin Laden

[Richard Ryan]

On Tue, May 3, 2011 at 9:45 PM, Michael Bailey
> another scenario: Hilary Clinton, impressed with my P-list postings,
> sends me, armed with the collected works of Dr Martin Luther King,
> Gandhi, Rumi, and of course Pynchon, undercover into the bin Laden
> compound.  After 3 months of first intriguing his interest with catchy
> quotes, then intensive reading, and lots of Afghan hashish, he
> converts to pacifism and becomes a prominent spokesperson against all
> forms of violence.  He donates his massive holdings to Oxfam and NORML
> and appears on Colbert.  No, maybe Stewart...guest shot on 30 Rock...I
> give him a kidney...
>


Ah, the famous suppressed postscript to Vineland.  Good thing Obama
decided to send Brock Vond instead of Michael Bailey....