what would pynchon do?

[Mark Kohut]

What Doc Sportello did?



----- Original Message ----
From: Paul Mackin <mackin.paul at verizon.net>
To: pynchon-l at waste.org
Sent: Fri, May 13, 2011 12:10:54 PM
Subject: what would pynchon do?

Essay topic: What would Pynchon do if facing an unarmed OBL with a loaded AK47 
under his arm.

Possible answers:

Shoot him to save the world the trouble of conducting a trial.
Take him alive as material for a novel.
Shoot him because the weapon would really be only a water gun.
Drop the weapon and go in search of a cream pie.
Sing him a funny song.

P