what would pynchon do?

[Paul Mackin]

Other possible answers:

Send him up in a rocket.

Have Katje poop on him.



On 5/13/2011 12:10 PM, Paul Mackin wrote:
> Essay topic: What would Pynchon do if facing an unarmed OBL with a 
> loaded AK47 under his arm.
>
> Possible answers:
>
> Shoot him to save the world the trouble of conducting a trial.
> Take him alive as material for a novel.
> Shoot him because the weapon would really be only a water gun.
> Drop the weapon and go in search of a cream pie.
> Sing him a funny song.
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