Crazy Actors Christian Bale And Nicholas Cage To Play Crazy Inventors Nikola Tesla And Thomas Edison

[David Morris]

http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/07/crazy-actors-christian-bale-nicholas-cage-to-play-crazy-inventors-nikola-tesla-and-thomas-edison/

Yup. Rumor is Christian Bale and Nic Cage are going to be in a movie
together. One about the feud between Tesla and Edison no less. Oh, and
Cage will be playing Edison. Bring it on.

The movie will reportedly be called Tesla, Ruler of the World, and
will revolve around a modern-day technological crisis that somehow
ties back to Tesla’s life. Hopefully the modern-day stuff is just a
brief framing device, because this movie needs to devote as much of
its running time to Bale and Cage shouting at each other as possible.

I do feel sorry for whoever has to direct this thing. Between Nic Cage
insisting every one of the hundreds of wigs, fake beards and merkins
he’ll wear in the movie be blessed by a team of alchemists and shamans
and Bale beating all the cameramen to death, each scene will take a
minimum of a week to film.

Oh, also, Christian Bale looks so much like Tesla it’s kind of scary…