NP - Philadelphia Daily News Editortial

[David Morris]

http://www.philly.com/philly/opinion/20120626_Supreme_Court_makes_two_good_decisions__and_one_bad_one_.html

The court declined to reconsider its decision in Citizens United v.
Federal Election Commission, which granted corporations personhood,
with First Amendment rights. We're stealing from a site called "Create
Real Democracy" to sum up our disdain for this decision. Here's an
excerpt:

"We'll believe a corporation is a person when:

Arizona deports one.

Texas executes one.

Massachusetts marries two of them.

The U.S. government issues one a Social Security number.

The CIA extradites one to Guantanamo.

One sacrifices its life in military service."