Hamlet's Mother, Jonah, The Diary of Anne Frank, Sand County Almanac, All Quiet on the Western Front

[alice wellintown]

We have Wiki an Google and friends in the library stacks, so we are
idiots who know it all. And you, a parody of our most parodic erotics
can, still, fix us,transfix us with your extra-terrestrial bleedings.
That is, when you humor us.

Ever hear the one about the spaceman and the cowgirl?
Well, a spaceman and a cowgirl walk into a parrot, in a bar.

And the shoe never drops.

Get it?

Well, itz an idiot's joke, so maybe you....