Terrible joke I came up with while half-asleep this morning.

[Heikki R]

Stephen Dedalus walks into a bar. The bartender says: "I will not serve
either."

On Sat, Apr 11, 2015 at 11:43 AM, Mark Kohut <mark.kohut at gmail.com> wrote:

> A Jesuit, a chinaman and a Corsican walk into a bar...
>
> On Sat, Apr 11, 2015 at 2:05 AM, David Ewers <dsewers at comcast.net> wrote:
> > duh moi:
> >
> > A positron's at the club, acting all negative.  "What's the matter with
> > you?" says the club owner, to which the positron ceases to exist.
> >
> >
> > On Apr 10, 2015, at 4:45 AM have a nice day, violet wrote this message:),
> > Keith Davis wrote:
> >
> > Una mas: How many club owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
> Sorry,
> > club owners only screw musicians....
> >
> >
> > Www.innergroovemusic.com
> >
> > On Apr 10, 2015, at 4:59 AM, Kai Frederik Lorentzen <
> lorentzen at hotmail.de>
> > wrote:
> >
> >
> > per myself
> >
> > A robot, a woman and a female chimpanzee meet. Says the robot: Wtf,
> didn't I
> > emphatically order soulless hostesses?
> >
> >
> > On 10.04.2015 07:45, rich wrote:
> >
> > per monty python
> >
> > -what kind of meat do priests eat on friday?
> > -nun.
> >
> > On Fri, Apr 10, 2015 at 1:26 AM, Matthew Taylor
> > <matthew.taylor923 at gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> Have I introduced ye to my testicle chauffeur?
> >>
> >> He drives me nuts.
> >>
> >> On Apr 9, 2015, at 11:23 PM, Keith Davis <kbob42 at gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> Here's one I made up: what happens to hillbillies when they die?
> >> Reintarnation.
> >>
> >>
> >> Www.innergroovemusic.com
> >>
> >> On Apr 9, 2015, at 11:58 PM, Mark Thibodeau <jerkyleboeuf at gmail.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> Q: What did the man who tried to smuggle a small Balkan country out of
> >> Europe by hiding it up his rectum find out the hard way?
> >>
> >> A: Bosnia Hurts-to-go-in-ya!
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
> >
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