I rote an awful pome. ENJOY!

[Mark Thibodeau]

*NUT BUTTER SQUASH*
*The Worst Poem Ever Written*
*by Jerky LeBoeuf, Esq.*

Bacon, eggs and sausage links!
Buttered toast and coffee drinks!
Loops of Fruit and Cakes of Pan!
Breakfast fit for God and Man!

Sometimes when I’m eating
I think that I can taste
The egg inside the chicken
Or the chicken in the egg!

Here I sit, broken hearted,
Paid my dime and only farted.
It's okay, I'm not blue,
Frankenstein was ugly, too!
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