Merry Christmas: Goes Out For Dave Monroe always: I can't do it like you, Dave.

[Mark Kohut]

And for James and Paul this year too:

....in a fine, firm baritone:

Every Night is Christmas Eve on old East Main,/
Sailors and their sweethearts all agree./
Neon signs of red and green/
Shine upon the friendly scene,/
Welcoming you in off the sea./
Santa's bag is filled with all your dreams come true:/
Nickel beers that sparkle like Champagne,/
Barmaids who all love to screw, /
All of them reminding you/
It's Christmas Eve on old East Main.
                              ---V (of course)