Saloon humor (np)

[Cometman]

Joe Biden walks into a bar.
Bartender tells him, "You are many ways problematic.  I'm going to vote for you anyway because consider the alternative."
Just then, Gary Johnson, Jill Stein and Ralph Nader walk in.
Bartender corrects himself: "I'm going to vote for you anyway, because consider the alternatives."
Mark Kohut walks in, bartender asks him for a gloss on his previous joke.