MJJG: List-O-Mania: intertextual refs from pg 75 to 102

[Raphael Saltwood]

Even the album entitled “One Never Knows, Do One?” by Fats Waller and His Rhythm Five —-
doesn’t have that song on it.

So, apparently his interjection & the way he said it  - not the song - was the cultural reference.

Thanks for the better attribution!

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Subject: Re: MJJG: List-O-Mania: intertextual refs from pg 75 to 102

I’m catching up on the read and replying to a comment from December. I’m ahead in the novel on this second time through but won’t be on the same page with the group read till tonight.
Did Fats Waller ever record “One Never Knows, Does One”? I am familiar with the Billie Holiday recording.

Fats ad libbed “One never knows, do one?” at the end of “Your Feet’s Too Big”

Who's that walkin' round here? Mercy
Sounds like baby patter, baby elephant patter, that's what I call it
Say up in Harlem at a table for two
There were four of us, me, your big feet and you
>From your ankles up, I'd say you sure look sweet
>From there down there's just too much feet
Yes, your feet's too big
Don't want ya 'cause ya feet's too big
Can't use ya 'cause ya feet's too big
I really hate ya 'cause ya feet's too big
Where did ya get 'em?
Your girl she likes you, she thinks you're nice
Got what it takes to be in paradise
She says she likes your face
She likes your race
Man oh man and things are too big
Oh your feet's too big
Don't wantcha 'cause ya feet's too big
Mad at you 'cause your feet's too big
I hate you 'cause your feet's too big
My goodness, [Incomprehensible], shiff shiff shiff
Oh your peddelic extremities are colossal
To me you look just like a fossil
You got me walkin', talkin' and squarkin'
'Cause your feet's too big, yeah
Come on and walk that thing
Oh I've never heard of such walkin', Mercy
Your, your peddelic extremities really are obnoxious
One never knows do one?


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=in1eK3x1PBI


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_Feet's_Too_Big


On Thursday, December 24, 2020, 01:40:26 AM EST, Raphael Saltwood <plainmrbotanyb at outlook.com> wrote:

pg 85 Fats Waller (actually a song) "one never knows, do one?"

obtuse detournement of the lyric (afaict) to apply after a list of Wallflower Order underlings, the restiveness of whom is somehow curbed by the Wallflower Order's WWI surplus submarine (its presence intimidates? it's used for extrajudicial extractions?)

"one never knows, does one?
When love will come along
Then so suddenly life turns out to be a song
One never knows, does one?
The moment or the place
Then right before your eyes
Someone occupies your embrace
Someday look and you'll find
Two hearts were blessed
Someday fate may be kind
Pray for the future, hope for the best
One never knows, does one?
That's just the way it goes
All at once you hear "Hold me, caress me" and then
Love may come but when, one never knows.