BEg2 - tangent - more about the ACFE

[Allen Ruch]

https://www.acfe.com/vid.aspx?id=4294974677

Keith is right: this *is* fucking amazing. The prolonged synthesizer intro; the watery, mood-setting guitar, the lyrics—oh my god, thank you for bringing this to light, THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING, even better than Stockhausen cat! 

—Quail

PS: Aforementioned Stockhausen cat at 1:06: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrXrSpHOxl0&t=81s



On 11/24/21, 12:36 AM, "Pynchon-l on behalf of Keith Davis" <pynchon-l-bounces at waste.org on behalf of kbob42 at gmail.com> wrote:

    This is fucking amazing…

    linktr.ee/keithdavis

    > On Nov 24, 2021, at 12:03 AM, Michael Bailey <michael.lee.bailey at gmail.com> wrote:
    > 
    > All rise for the ACFE anthem - no kidding!
    > https://www.acfe.com/vid.aspx?id=4294974677
    > 
    > 
    > Size: 90,000 members worldwide
    > Founded 1988
    > Based in Austin TX
    > 
    > 
    > Buncha free articles, some locked, some pretty good imho
    > 
    > https://www.acfe.com/investigation-and-examination.aspx
    > 
    > Even videos
    > https://www.acfe.com/Video-Library.aspx
    > 
    > 
    > 
    > Join as Associate Member
    > $175 if committing to auto-renewal
    > Or $195 this year
    > 
    > Become a CFE
    > Various paid options for self-study
    > - online course about a thousand bucks
    > - classroom in NYC or Austin (or Qatar, India, UK, etc) coupla grand
    > - read the fine manual available for between 100 to 300 depending on if
    > you’re a member & if you need a hard copy
    > 
    > Take the exam
    > $450
    > $350 if you bought a prep course
    > 
    > 
    > Keep current with Continuing Professional Education
    > 
    > At least 20 hours a year
    > 
    > 
    > Do you need to be an accountant first?
    > No, but it helps
    > 
    > (Was Maxine - somehow I can’t see her majoring in accountancy, but maybe?)
    > 
    > Join a local chapter -
    > Chapters all around the world
    > https://www.acfe.com/chapter-list.aspx
    > 
    > 
    > Do they have gear?
    > Yes
    > 
    > Lapel Pin
    > https://www.acfe.com/products.aspx?zid=2c92a0086a07f4aa016a27279826330b
    > 
    > Show your ACFE pride in your workplace with our popular enamel lapel
    > pin. The pin measures 3/4” in diameter.
    > 
    > 
    > Laptop Computer Bag
    > https://www.acfe.com/products.aspx?zid=2c92a0086a07f4aa016a2727977d32f1
    > 
    > This functional business bag is perfect for professionals on the go.
    > Featuring a checkpoint-friendly design, this versatile laptop bag folds
    > flat on the X?ray belt to increase your speed, convenience and security.
    > 
    > The back zippered compartment holds up to a 17" laptop and has a zippered
    > pocket for files or cords. The main compartment includes file dividers and
    > includes an assortment of pockets, and pen loops for additional
    > organization. The front zippered pocket holds a removable TechTrap
    > organizer and includes a media pocket and ear bud port.
    > 
    > Embroidered with the ACFE seal, this computer case is designed for today’s
    > fast-paced business environment.
    > 
    > *Features:*
    > 
    >   - Designated laptop-only zip compartment that fits up to a 17" laptop
    >   - Unfolds to lay completely flat, offering an unobstructed view of the
    >   laptop compartment
    >   - An additional large zip compartment and front flap pocket with an
    >   organizer for business accessories
    >   - A detachable adjustable shoulder strap
    > 
    > 
    > 
    > COLOR: BLACK
    > 
    > DIMENSIONS: 12.5" H X 17" W X 6" L. FITS UP TO A 17" STANDARD LAPTOP.
    > MATERIALS: DOBBY NYLON
    > 
    > 
    > 
    > 
    > Men’s Polo Shirt
    > https://www.acfe.com/products.aspx?zid=2c92a0086a07f4aa016a27279839330d
    > 
    > An understated pebble texture meets high-performance moisture wicking from
    > Dri-FIT fabric in this Nike Golf style. Designed to keep you comfortably
    > dry, features include an embroidered ACFE seal, self-fabric collar,
    > two-button placket and open hem sleeves. Pearlized buttons are selected to
    > complement the shirt color. Made of 3.9-ounce, 100% polyester.
    > 
    > 
    > 
    > Socks
    > https://www.acfe.com/products.aspx?zid=2c92a0117a18800f017a1a6ec32c49b7
    > 
    > Show your ACFE pride with these cotton crew socks in navy, teal and white.
    > Printed on the bottom of each sock is "I KEEP FRAUDSTERS ON THEIR TOES."
    > 
    > 
    > 
    > Women’s Polo Shirt
    > https://www.acfe.com/products.aspx?zid=2c92a0086a07f4aa016a27279849330f
    > 
    > Same description as men’s
    > 
    > 
    > 
    > Is there career guidance?
    > Yes
    > https://www.acfe.com/career-path-main.aspx
    > 
    > And a job board? Yes, with 1,267 jobs currently posted (which seems sparse
    > rather than dense for a worldwide organization with 90,000 members, but
    > there are certainly other sources)
    > 
    > https://careers.acfe.com/jobseeker/search/results/
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