<https://twitter.com/AMrjoian575> Aram Mrjoian @AMrjoian575 <https://twitter.com/AMrjoian575> · Sep 17 <https://twitter.com/AMrjoian575/status/1438976612867870724> Overheard a mom explain the entire plot of Moby Dick to her maybe 3-4 year old son walking through Target to answer his question, "Why's it called Starbucks?"