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[R. Jeffrey Grace]

Welp, I paid the Pynchon website at Colorado a visit (was it Colorado?)   
and I must say that I am flumoozalated.  I read the PHILOSOPHICAL   
PROFILE BY WAY OF PYNCHONIAN MIMESIS and found myself unwittingly   
leaning forward towards my CRT whilst so enagaged.  I did not realize   
that this was happening until I saw a blue tendril of electricity arc   
from the screen to dance upon my forehead.  Needless to say, this set   
me back in my chair without much argument from myself. 
 
I soon found out that this was a fortunate turn of events, for when I   
started ralphing upon reading the scatological meanderings that ended   
said piece, I had my trashcan at hand.  I never have understood the   
fascination some adults have with such a thing as poo-poo.  Maybe they   
are making up for lost time... time lost in their childhood when they   
were frustrated by their parents whom attempted to keep them from   
eating said offal. 
 
Needless to say, I had solice in my conviction that Hegel would approve   
of my synthetic response. 
 
Ah, Tomas! Dare we even wonder at thy seclusion... 



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