Report Cards & Farewell

[Jules Siegel]

It was fun, fun, fun 'til Mommy took the keyboard awaaaay!

I thought some of you might like to receive your report cards so you can use
these hours for course credit. Anyone who defended me automatically receives
an A+. All not mentioned can apply personally for a rating, which I will
post to the list, so watch out!

The following students deserve special mention:

JOHN MASCARO Anal Agressive Laureate -- A+

For being a great sport and laughing at his own follies, but mostly for
inspiring the Werewolf.

MICHAEL GLOSUP Anal Retentive Laureate -- A+

For defining in two short submissions the concept of human asshole. He made
me feel as if I were applying for welfare.

DIANE YORK BLAINE Class Flirt -- A

Only an A, because I am a sexist.

Final comment: You don't know how this hurts, suspecting as I do that you
will be soon viewing pictures of Angelfood McSpade, but the writer always
gets the last word. Mine is unsubscribe.   

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Jules Siegel http://www.caribe.net.mx/siegel/jsiegel.htm
Mail: Apdo. 1764 Cancun QR 77501 Mexico
Street: Green 16 Paseo Pok-Ta-Pok Zona Hotelera Cancun QR 77500 Mexico
Tel: 011-52-98 87-49-18 Fax 87-49-13 E-mail: jsiegel at mail.caribe.net.mx