Punching Paglia et alia

[Timothy Hoskins]

Hold The Mayonnaize Ladies, Oh pleaso, pleaso, pleeeezzzzz!!! Id a been
a hollot betteroff iffa fuckered haff tipped meoff about the goddam
account beinoff specialistically sincely I just now fingered out how
togat theWunderingmutheringfuckeringBra on to impress upon my newest
tits thereon Thomas Pynchon whom I havent laid I-I-Is alon since 1975s
wuz on

er, the colondoron? Fuck This Place, phuck yoo and the pfish
yarodinon.

Nosnatchonow,

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