Excluded Middles

[Alan Westrope]

On Tue, 10 Dec 1996 09:41:57 -0700 (MST), Kyburz at asu.edu wrote:

>I did not read any of these articles, but I can tell you that at ASU, 
>they give seminars on how to react to Killer Bee Swarms and Attacks.  EEK!

Yeah, but you gotta be careful -- friends in Arizona have sent me clippings
about foax who were running hysterically from a swarm of KB's and stepped
on a RATTLESNAKE!  And they tell me the opposite is even MORE common:  East
Coast yahoos :-) go hikin' aroun', say, the Grand Canyon, git spooked by a
rattler, and run headlong into a frenzied swarm of KB's!  Hafta lie there
for hours, waitin' for paramedics, writhing in agony, alternately begging to
be thrown into the Grand Canyon to end their misery, and cursing the Dead
White European Males whose imperialistic hubris brought on this Divine
Retribution...so watch out!  Happy Holidays, tho...:-)

ObPynchonRef: zookeepers here shot an 8-foot King Cobra yesterday for
going into Pig Bodine Emulation Mode (aka AWOL).

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