Excluded Middles

[Ted Samsel]

> 
> On Tue, 10 Dec 1996 09:41:57 -0700 (MST), Kyburz at asu.edu wrote:
> 
> >I did not read any of these articles, but I can tell you that at ASU, 
> >they give seminars on how to react to Killer Bee Swarms and Attacks.  EEK!
> 
> Yeah, but you gotta be careful -- friends in Arizona have sent me clippings
> about foax who were running hysterically from a swarm of KB's and stepped
> on a RATTLESNAKE!  And they tell me the opposite is even MORE common:  East
> Coast yahoos :-) go hikin' aroun', say, the Grand Canyon, git spooked by a
> rattler, and run headlong into a frenzied swarm of KB's!  Hafta lie there
> for hours, waitin' for paramedics, writhing in agony, alternately begging to
> be thrown into the Grand Canyon to end their misery, and cursing the Dead
> White European Males whose imperialistic hubris brought on this Divine
> Retribution...so watch out!  Happy Holidays, tho...:-)
> 
> ObPynchonRef: zookeepers here shot an 8-foot King Cobra yesterday for
> going into Pig Bodine Emulation Mode (aka AWOL).

Be veery careful. Watch out for the vinegaroons & the coccydiomycosis!

"the rabbit's dreamy eyes grow dreamier,
as he gives you tularemia"

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