Expectations (was Hey 19)

[Brett g Porter]

At 04:23 PM 11-12-96 -0500, davemarc wrote:
> From: Joe Varo <vjvaro at erie.net>
>> 
>> On Wed, 11 Dec 1996, Paul Mackin wrote:
>> 
>> > If Pynch gets too much flak about the new book he may just head off
>> > for Mad Avenue like Spike Lee.
>> 
>> A-and maybe we'll see him in one of those milk ads, sporting a
>> milk-moustache.
>> 
>It'd be *just* the moustache, with mebbe a copy of M&D in the shot. 
>Wouldn't want to confuse P. with The Invisible Man, after all.
>
>davemarc
>

No, no, no. 
I can see the copy now:
" If I'd only chugged milk instead of smoking all that dope, I wouldn't be
stuck with these misshapen choppers!"

Last October the Dairy council sponsored a walkathon in NYC for
osteoporosis. I didn't find this out until _after_ I looked out the diner
window to see 200 women speed-walking down 56th street wearing adhesive
plastic milk moustaches.

Bunuelesque.

BgP
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