What's My Line?

[Ted Samsel]

And in this corner Rapid Ricky Romeo:
> 
> It's no surprise that of all the reports I've read about C. Mason and J. 
> Dixon, none agree on their actual professions.  They have been called:  
> both as surveyors, Mason an astronomer, Dixon, a surveyor, both as 
> mathematicians, scientists, jolly brandy swiggers (heheh).

For joy! A deft send-up of the Paddy O'Brie(a)n Aubrey & Maturin series.
Eh?

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