a good deed of the week

[Brett Coley]

Henry M wrote:
> I always thought that that was supposed to be a Nieman Marcus cookie
> recipe.


    CRAIG SHERGOLD is a 10 year old boy who is dying of cancer.
    Before he dies, he would like to set the world record for
    receiving the most NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIE RECIPES.  You can
    help Craig by sending an irate fax to LEXIS-NEXIS demanding
    that they remove all traces of your mother's maiden name from
    their executive washroom wall.  They will respond by sending
    e-mail labeled "GOODTIMES" to the computer controlling
    Craig's life support equipment.  When Felippe Linz, the
    technician operating the computer opens this mail, his hard
    drive will be overwritten with thousands of credit card
    invoices for $250.00, erasing the last bit of evidence that
    Hillary was seen on the grassy knoll when JFK was shot, thus
    allowing world domination by Bill Gates, and his tri-lateral
    commission cronies who were last seen eating fried peanut
    butter and banana sandwiches in the black helicopters with
    Elvis, who later drove off in a pink '61 Caddy with a JATO
    engine mounted between the tailfins.