a good deed of the week

Henry M gravity at nicom.com
Tue Nov 26 09:23:02 CST 1996


Go, Brett!

> Date:          Tue, 26 Nov 96 09:26:05 EST
> From:          "Brett Coley" <bcoley at VNET.IBM.COM>
> To:            pynchon-l at waste.org
> Subject:       Re: a good deed of the week

> Henry M wrote:
> > I always thought that that was supposed to be a Nieman Marcus cookie
> > recipe.
> 
> 
>     CRAIG SHERGOLD is a 10 year old boy who is dying of cancer.
>     Before he dies, he would like to set the world record for
>     receiving the most NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIE RECIPES.  You can
>     help Craig by sending an irate fax to LEXIS-NEXIS demanding
>     that they remove all traces of your mother's maiden name from
>     their executive washroom wall.  They will respond by sending
>     e-mail labeled "GOODTIMES" to the computer controlling
>     Craig's life support equipment.  When Felippe Linz, the
>     technician operating the computer opens this mail, his hard
>     drive will be overwritten with thousands of credit card
>     invoices for $250.00, erasing the last bit of evidence that
>     Hillary was seen on the grassy knoll when JFK was shot, thus
>     allowing world domination by Bill Gates, and his tri-lateral
>     commission cronies who were last seen eating fried peanut
>     butter and banana sandwiches in the black helicopters with
>     Elvis, who later drove off in a pink '61 Caddy with a JATO
>     engine mounted between the tailfins.
> 
> 
> 

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Easier done than said. - HDM

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