This is _NOT_ a rumor. (fwd)

[Craig Clark]

> Craig Shergold is a 10 year old boy who is dying of cancer. Before he 
> dies, he would like to set the world record for receiving the most 
> Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipes. You can help Craig by sending an irate fax 
> to LEXIS-NEXIS demanding that they remove all traces of your mother's 
> maiden name from their executive washroom wall. They will respond by 
> sending e-mail labeled "Good Times" to the computer controlling Craig's 
> life support equipment.  When Felippe Linz, the technician operating the 
> computer opens this mail, his hard drive will be overwritten with 
> thousands of credit card invoices for $250.00, erasing the last bit of 
> evidence that Hillary was seen on the grassy knoll when JFK was shot, thus 
> allowing world domination by Bill Gates, and his tri-lateral commission 
> cronies who are eating fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches in the 
> black helicopters with Elvis.

Okay, okay, I confess - "Clark" is just a pseudonym, my real name is 
Shergold...

Craig Clark

"Living inside the system is like driving across
the countryside in a bus driven by a maniac bent
on suicide."
   - Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow"