This is _NOT_ a rumor. (fwd)

grip at netcom.com grip at netcom.com
Fri Nov 29 01:34:00 CST 1996


Just in off the net...

Craig Shergold is a 10 year old boy who is dying of cancer. Before he 
dies, he would like to set the world record for receiving the most 
Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipes. You can help Craig by sending an irate fax 
to LEXIS-NEXIS demanding that they remove all traces of your mother's 
maiden name from their executive washroom wall. They will respond by 
sending e-mail labeled "Good Times" to the computer controlling Craig's 
life support equipment.  When Felippe Linz, the technician operating the 
computer opens this mail, his hard drive will be overwritten with 
thousands of credit card invoices for $250.00, erasing the last bit of 
evidence that Hillary was seen on the grassy knoll when JFK was shot, thus 
allowing world domination by Bill Gates, and his tri-lateral commission 
cronies who are eating fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches in the 
black helicopters with Elvis.
     





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