Pynchon Article

[Jules Siegel]

Mark.Novitz at ny.ubs.com wrote:

> article?

Given the gracious response to my book note, I really don't know why I
am even doing this. That's right, that book-hustling party animal Jules
Siegel is working the Pynchon literary tea party for a *bundle* in a
hoax that makes the Piltdown Man scam look trivial. Does anyone else
remember him on those National Geographic out-of-the-swamp artist's
renderings of the evolutionary chain leading to the emergence of Homo
Scientist (comes right after Homo Sapiens, having traded wisdom for
knowledge)? SEC pops big pseudo-science junk book scheme on Internet.  

I am sending this to the list so that anyone else who did not get a copy
of the article can send me pleading, respectful messages assuring me of
their loyalty in all arguments from now until the end of time, forsaking
all others till unsubscribe do us part. Is that clear? Not only am I
going to continue hustling for books, but also I am going to start
selling Humor Implants. This remarkable product is currently in the
pre-beta phase at Siegel & Children Third World Slave Labor Industries.
Clip it behind your ear and you will instantly be able to understand
jokes, wisecracks, witty remarks, satire and irony. Do you hear what
they are saying, but are you unable to understand why they're laughing?
You need a humor implant! We have a gigantic marketing plan ready to
explode on Pynchon-l. Just working on the final details. The big problem
is to get thing down to the size of a grain of salt.
-- 
Jules Siegel http://www.caribe.net.mx/siegel/jsiegel.htm
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