really big stains

[Ted Samsel]

> 
> >>Hmmm, now would the beer and coffee stains on my newly acquired galley of
> >>M&D *enhance* the value?
> >>I've only been drinking primo coffe and beer whem reading it. There are
> >> only a few *really big* stains.
> 
> As far as i know, the going market rate for stained M&D galleys is: $100 for
> a copy with ordinary run-of-the-mill stains (like yours), $150 for a copy
> with "special" stains (gun powder and/or good weed) and $50 for a copy with
> substandard stains (decaf, green tea, and/or silly putty). A M&D galley whose
> upper right hand over has been gently chewed by a cat is worth at least $200.
> Hope this helps! 

Hell, send it my way. I'll read it whilst I'm barbecueing a goat or
three and make some tamales, too.

That ought to up the ante. (;-)

Ted Samsel....tejas at infi.net 
  "I want the frimfram sauce with the orson-fay
         and chifaffa on the side...."