I heart Jules :-)

[Malcolm Lawrence]

     >uh-oh, Malcolm gets the willies:
     
	uh-oh, Chris takes it personally. Didn't realize my aim was that good.	

     >>"Tough shit, my friends"? I dearly hope this list isn't infiltrated 
     >>with solipsistic geeks with nothing better to do with their time than 
     >>flick their zits at cyberstrangers.
     
     >Grrrrreeeetings, Malcolm, and welcome -- your flak jacket and 
     >clearasil are in the cyber-cloakroom!
     
	Why, bless you, but I shan't be needing them.

     >Chris
     
     >I may be a solipsist but, excuse me, sir -- geek?  Them's fightin' 
     >words!  ;-)
     
	Oh, whatever. If the shoe fits...

     >(Don't run away scared, now, this'll blow over in due time.)

	Oh, I'm quivering now.