A very trite but somewhat amusing twist on the Learned English Dog: http://www.telechoiceonline.com/~mshaw/dogslife.html "Mix cheese, onion powder and gravy sauce in a bowl, blending by hand until it forms a lumpy sauce. Pour over warmed Alpo until the rich aroma of stew invades the home.. serves 4 eighty pound dogs." --The Dog's Cookbook, Chapter 1, Meat By-Products