Be Very Afraid (OSMONDS)

David Casseres casseres at apple.com
Wed Feb 5 11:18:05 CST 1997


Ted sez

>All this talk of the Osmonds brings to mind:
>> 
>> Was at the Midlothian Plan9 fossicking through the used CDs and
>> saw a new CD... Pat Boone does Heavy Metal.
>> The case has old Pat in black leather and astride a motorsikkel!
>> 
>Yes, the ultimate White Boy (he bowdlerized LITTLE RICHARD'S chunes)
>and now he is trying to out white boy the WHYTEBOYZ.

My first thought in connection with Boone is Dylan's Ballad of a Thin 
Man, the lines "There oughta be a law against you hangin around / You 
should be made to wear earphones."  This is the guy who once said, for 
publication, that he'd rather have his little daughter killed in a 
nuclear war than have her grow up under Godless, Atheistic Communism.  I 
felt at the time (late '50's) that this remark really said all that 
needed to be said about the Christian Right, and it's held up remarkably 
well for almost 40 years.



Cheers,
David




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