I'm not an edu. I just play one on tv

[Diana York Blaine]

Thank God Bob cleared THAT up!  For a moment I thought he'd been
craven enough to turn a love of literature into a lifelong career.
Excuse me now I have to go back to killing babies and lighting
cigars with 100 dollar bills while laughing at all you poor slobs forced
to work real jobs.

Diana 

p.s. the city of Rio asks you to refrain from having sex with children
during this year's carnival.