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[the Robot Vegetable]

 I haven't lived until I've read these books:

 _Mason & Dixon_ by Thomas Pynchon
 _The Complete Works_ by William Shakespeare
 _Ulysses_ by James Joyce
 _Finnegans Wake_ by James Joyce
 _JR_ William Gaddis
 _U.S.A._ John Dos Passos
 _The Magic Mountain_ Thomas Mann
 _Cities on the Plain_ Cormac McCarthy
 _Remembrance of Things Past_ Marcel Proust 
 _Catcher in the Rye_ J.D. Salinger

 ...I've lived a little, read some Shakespeare.

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